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[8 days ago]
Most trees rely on symbiotic tribes of pixie engineers to grow large. Enter a springtime forest wearing pixie glasses and it's a bustling construction site, covered in scaffolding, cranes, and endless activity
[2 weeks ago]
the smell of wet asphalt on a spring night, pine and decaying wood, uprooted moss, fresh blood, ozone, octarine, interdimensional nothing
[2 weeks ago]
zero-g mugs, not cups but drop guides, porcelain knots employing surface tension to keep the coffee from spilling
[2 weeks ago]
upload insult: "your personality probably fits into RAM"
[3 weeks ago]
hello I'm an intrusive thought, I have a right to live too, please do not stop thinking me
[3 weeks ago]
field line sculptures, innocuous smooth stones except when placed in a sunbeam, where they pick up nearby dust and animate it into letters, gearflowers, twirling tesseracts
[4 weeks ago]
travels with a cat, quite a fine cat, its only flaw being that it refuses to enter any enclosed space whatsoever, bad history or something
[4 weeks ago]
protagonist backstory: escaped from a thought experiment, and on the run ever since
[4 weeks ago]
a game many immortals enjoy is to build houses and cities and then watch them grow and change and erode over the centuries, much like watching rivers or fires
[4 weeks ago]
self-referential jokes are their own butts, in an arrangement one calls a klein buttle
[5 weeks ago]
a church just like a gothic church but without a roof, because through divine intervention or just clever weather manipulation, no rain ever falls in
[1.2 months ago]
God made humans finite so that at least some beings could enjoy the universe without feeling its cage bars in their flesh
[1.2 months ago]
In chaotic situations, the isochrones become really complicated and loopy, which makes this talent less useful the more you need it.
[1.2 months ago]
Walking through stopped time isn't as easy as one would believe: Even if you have the gift, you must leave causality unbroken. You can only step sideways in time, go where your past steps could plausibly have taken you.
[1.3 months ago]
idea for a sense: decode emission/absorption lines of celestial bodies into smells so that one can identify atmosphere types at a glance/whiff, maybe make hot blackbodies smell like ovens and free oxygen like rain
[1.5 months ago]
she wears a necklace of raindrops, has hair like spiderwebs on a dewy morning↵↵eyes like the gaps between far-away trees, and a smile like the sun between branches
[1.5 months ago]
two schools of transhumanism:↵- turn the organism inside out, make the body a function of intelligence instead of the other way round↵- or serve the body harder, add a whole lot more body, become a house, city, civilization
[2.1 months ago]
History is the time-inverse of science fiction: While coming from different directions, both write fictional accounts that converge on the present, and both are inspired by facts but usually not true to them.
[2.4 months ago]
a version of vegetarianism where it's ethical to eat animals that you've uploaded
[2.4 months ago]
In a future sky of two galaxies, they will be known as the two rivers, of blood and milk respectively
[2.6 months ago]
Usually when a starship passes settled space, it doesn't have to worry about space pirates so much as impulse parasites, ships that rendezvous and latch onto the starship so they don't have to carry braking fuel
[2.6 months ago]
Hatches close and shadows creep outwards, envelop the ship until it vanishes from sight altogether, on a dive under reality itself
[2.7 months ago]
The difficult part of sentient-AI ethics is not whether to grant the AIs human rights, but what to do with humans who are clearly dumber than the AIs
[2.9 months ago]
These ships think and feel: Warm light in your back, field lines in your guts and a local lyapunov conducive to clear thinking, the gong of gravitational waves, the enticing smell of fusable hydrogen and free skyrmions, the six-dimensional propriocepti...
[2.9 months ago]
Solar flares are spaceships launched by the plasma kingdoms to explore the regions of cold order, proselytize to the feral clouds of the gas giants, trade with the Great Red Spot sometimes
[3.1 months ago]
two machines wake to a spark↵and start blinking in the dark↵connected by a sine of light↵they establish line of sight↵filter bits through poisoned dust↵scribe patterns into spinning rust
[3.1 months ago]
there are holes in reality where aether flows through, and whenever the universe sings it is here you'll hear it the loudest
[3.2 months ago]
An eyetracking game where you play as Sauron
[3.2 months ago]
that thing when you think 'aloud' and your hands move unconsciously and you have to hide them in your sleeves
[3.2 months ago]
societies that discover this technology before writing and become literate along a completely different path, hold hands to communicate abstract concepts and use spoken language only to talk to children or crowds, encode philosophies as puzzle boxes
[3.2 months ago]
a technology like writing but for body movements: little stick-and-thread figures that show you how to dance, rope-and-pulley gloves you can wear and that guide your movements to teach knitting by example
[3.4 months ago]
who called them data corruption bugs and not zalgorithms
[3.5 months ago]
Starship crews, immortal for their job, don't just die on arrival unless they choose to. Some become living gods to their mortal colonies, others hermits who return to the soothing familiarity of deep space or learn the language of the trees
[3.5 months ago]
The inner economies need all of the light they can get and are not dumb, but economic planning involves among others orbital mechanics, plasma physics, byzantine flight path coordination and forestry, so these things still happen
[3.5 months ago]
Occasionally, a sunray escapes the inner layers of the matryoshka brain and blesses the outer orbits like rainfall a desert, a single piercing life-giving flash that decides the fate of whole societies
[3.7 months ago]
negative RAM: for when you really need to allocate those UINT_MAX bytes now
[3.9 months ago]
another brain implant that wireheads you to work towards a different randomly or algorithmically chosen goal every day↵↵(and later you have cryptographic evidence that it wasn't you who did those crimes, it was the RNG)
[3.9 months ago]
a brain implant that you can call upon to flip a quantum coin, giving you actually free will↵↵(and the legal consequences of deimplanting it - are you still a full citizen afterwards?)
[3.9 months ago]
In the deeper layers of the abyss live shadows so dark, their afterimages are radiant angels
[4.0 months ago]
what color a pixel really is, the world only learns after its death
[4.0 months ago]
brains made of reaction networks instead of neurons, trees that think in chemical cocktails and diffusion systems, fruits that contain a tree's advice to its children
[4.1 months ago]
While any vision of society is a spell to bring itself into existence, society, unlike computers, is wicked hard to program and code usually is the easier route
[4.1 months ago]
Where did all the utopias go? Well, nobody writes utopian novels anymore, but everybody writes utopian code
[4.2 months ago]
Many replies go unposted as commenters find that they prefer the sphinx's conversation to that of the other commenters
[4.2 months ago]
Eventually, captchas are replaced by fully fledged sphinxes, always a little smarter than what they're supposed to let pass because that's what it takes to come up with Turing tests on the spot
[4.2 months ago]
can't have a doomsday if you kill the sun
[4.3 months ago]
Libraries are modern faerieland:↵* full of mythical creatures↵* time passes at a different rate↵* deceptively cute guardians that come after you with wrath if you take something and don't return it↵* under no circumstances should you ever eat anything ...
[4.3 months ago]
if you watch closely, you'll see that snowflakes don't melt on warm metal, they just sink through the surface
[4.4 months ago]
load mobile datacenters into solar-powered zeppelins - store your data truly in the cloud
[4.4 months ago]
and without warning, the world goes quiet, shadow drips up from under trees, behind houses, between snowflakes and slowly rains upwards, pools in the sky against unseen architecture
[4.5 months ago]
raised by machines, the feral kids of the robotic undercity recite ads as greetings, talk in beeps and whirrs and modem chirps, go still and make fan noises when stressed
[4.9 months ago]
A god and its domain are one and the same, however for dealing with it, one generally chooses the most convenient representation. In metatheology, one calls this god-domain duality, or more abstractly, a theomorphism.
[5.0 months ago]
the best voicechangers are those that hit the timbre of the other's internal monologue
[5.2 months ago]
signs of a passworld:↵- either embarrassing, or near-impossible to make sense of↵- very secret, only rarely shared between gods, usually monodeic↵- sometimes the echo of a past world, or a very slight variation of one
[5.2 months ago]
gods use passworlds
[5.3 months ago]
Merfolk have legends about lost oceans, mythical fishing grounds displaced by rising continents, mighty civilizations that did not fall but merely retreated to inaccessible inland seas
[5.3 months ago]
sending up private space probes to stealthily nudge large asteroids onto collision courses with Earth so that governments keep maintaining their space programs
[5.7 months ago]
why is it "cow-abducting ufo" and not "bovipositor"
[5.7 months ago]
Suppose you have a Newcomb predictor. More interesting than posing one-two box problems would be to predict the subject's actions and do them before the subject becomes aware them. Eventually, their mind may adjust to the backwards causality arrow and ...
[5.7 months ago]
a popular prank among adolescent werewolves is the "fool's moon", where a moon lamp is placed near the victim's window when they least expect it
[5.7 months ago]
81: normal. except, if you pop off 'esc', there's an actual key under it. like, metal. I think it fits this keyhole in my screen?
[5.7 months ago]
80: innocuous-looking, but refuses to output anything. instead, random things in my room go bump. 'u' reliably closes the curtains, while the first 'del' the made my room shake with generator hum. have yet to figure out where it is. help I can't sleep
[5.7 months ago]
61: just one key labeled 'sentience'. types out passable novels and essays when pressed, sometimes lewd chat messages. one time it was code in a language I didn't recognize. locked it away after that.↵70: Egal was ich versuche, es kommt in der falschen...
[5.7 months ago]
54: normal, except 'end' has so much travel that I lost a pen and a folding rule trying to determine how deep it went.↵55: keys are strangely soft and my fingertips come away red after a while of usage. once a fly landed on it and was digested
[5.7 months ago]
23: battered, but has actual any key. produces random character when pressed, useful for generating passwords. shift+any produces •, have yet to find a password box that didn't accept it. useful, will keep.
[5.7 months ago]
17: visible but cannot be typed on, fingers hit emptiness.↵1?: invisible, produces characters indistinguishable from spaces. except when I try to run binary analysis tools on the output, which invariably crash.
[5.7 months ago]
13: expensive-looking. space runs some evil curlbash, return some similarly evil cmd line. have yet to find out what systems the other keys are supposed to infect, but I think I identified grub and plan9 already? whispers to itself at night. extremely ...
[5.7 months ago]
KEYBOARDS FOUND IN DUMPSTERS:↵2: great to type on. return randomizes the keyboard layout.↵4: black and white keys in weird arrangement. produces sound but no letters. may not be a keyboard.↵7: has a ticklish 'a' key and tries to edge away when I come n...
[5.9 months ago]
If you sample your own thoughts at twice the Nyquist frequency, you can theoretically achieve full-fidelity introspection - but only for a very short time, since that frequency doubles every few samples
[5.9 months ago]
Many buildings have wings but after millennia of domestication, they've lost the ability to fly. However, in remote mountain valleys, some wild buildings survive, tended to by monks and occasionally traveling the world disguised as clouds
[6.1 months ago]
Others are more subtle about it, exploiting pragmatic ambiguity or encrypting themselves, hiding in externalities so that down the road, someone may come up with the same flawed spell again
[6.1 months ago]
Rare but dangerous are spells that compel the caster to cast them again and again, burning all their mana if a counterspell is not found quickly
[6.1 months ago]
Beware parasitic spells: Drawn to conduits of mana like practitioners, they attach themselves to larger spells to hitch a free ride, force themselves into invocations as intrusive thoughts
[6.1 months ago]
The great cosmic voids are not lifeless but rather the opposite: Domains of hibernating civilizations, stars extinguished and tucked away in hyperspace as future fuel, with galaxy cluster filaments as mere demarcation lines
[6.2 months ago]
you pretend to sleep and not to notice your guests while they climb into your bowl and greedily drink from it, its light pulsing through their veins and painting maps onto their skins
[6.2 months ago]
you sit at the bottom of the well as the noon sun peeks in, hold your bowl into the ray to fill it with light, a liter of photons usually enough for the night
[6.3 months ago]
The trick to making biospheres small is to increase their topological genus to set lower bounds on the number of feedback loops and reduce internal interaction surface, e.g. cycle through temperature/light/moisture conditions and let inhabitants timesh...
[6.3 months ago]
Slower-than-light biosphere arks start out large but become smaller with tech level, some of the most advanced interstellar ships look like bottle gardens that just happen to travel at 0.1c
[6.5 months ago]
As the familiar websites start timing out, you flee for the more obscure places but even they vanish between refreshes, and as something moving in your blind spot chews up an old webchat you remembered, you finally
[6.5 months ago]
dra := number of angles on a dragon (not to be confused with the drahedron, its dual)
[6.5 months ago]
Among the many mysteries of ouroboroi, two stand out: What do they eat, and how do they molt? Fittingly, those questions answer each other,
[6.5 months ago]
When the world was young, Chaos created vacuum. Space took a look and at that moment, learned what horror vacui was. Even though it only creates more vacuum this way, it's been running ever since.
[6.6 months ago]
*slaps drum* this bad boy can fit so many standing waves
[6.6 months ago]
Once you're well-established as a protagonist and have survived multiple books, you can blackmail the author into giving you plot armor, try it out
[6.7 months ago]
When you die, your homunculus dies with you, and so does its homunculus and so on. What stays behind are nested skeletons, matryoshka skulls down to nanometer scales if the conditions are right
[6.7 months ago]
further uses include:↵* psychoforensics: finding out which of your experiences are the bad ones, and editing them out↵* forcing subpersonalities: maybe you want to share a brain with that artist whose mind you found on a torrent site↵* mind tattoos
[6.7 months ago]
being somewhat low-dimensional and interpretable (unlike sets of network weights), it's also a popular mind interchange format among AIs and post-humans, who need to be extra careful about what or who they empathize with lest the thought turn out to be...
[6.7 months ago]
a set of inputs that when played back to a fresh brain, will make it hallucinate a full-qualia world forever with no further input required - a popular infodrug even among already-formed minds, though it often leaves you with new subpersonalities
[6.7 months ago]
Characteristic for planets in certain stages of civilization are weather patterns that look like stock markets
[6.7 months ago]
The time between "good weather models" and "weather models good enough to make weather manipulation cheap" is the only time there will be accurate weather forecasts, after that it's up to the highest bidder
[6.8 months ago]
Multilingual crews can take shortcuts between the alphabets by codeswitching, but it's a risky business - a Lojbanist crew was once a bit too clever and lost the train in a parallel universe for months. Still, philologists sometimes use it to travel Eu...
[6.8 months ago]
The Alphabet Train once turned up crewed with ghosts, and after the initial shock passed, quickly became popular with people who wanted to end up somewhere entirely else on the globe fast - whatever the crew's language was, it'd visit cities in that la...
[6.9 months ago]
your third ear is located at your nape, not quite as photogenic as the third eye but it can for example hear bad vibes, which is why that place feels funny sometimes
[6.9 months ago]
lobotomizing my uploaded brain's memory of language so I can come up with something completely fresh, carve reality anew
[7.0 months ago]
God did start out omniscient, but with each split of the world lines, sheds bit upon bit to become perfect nothing when the last photon rips itself apart↵↵(to God's great relief)
[7.0 months ago]
- gears that revolve and levers that shift, concepts rotated and slotted into each other↵- brute force pattern matching: anything as metaphor for anything, the music you're listening to as body or story or building
[7.0 months ago]
ways of thinking that aren't language:↵- climbing/dancing in ideaspace, problems as shifting mazes and solutions as lines of sight↵- letting flowers or cities grow before your inner eye↵- breathing in a concept so it unfolds like spiderwebs on the insi...
[7.2 months ago]
In case you have humans on your team, you can also try the simplified dialect CꙬ
[7.2 months ago]
Introducing Cꙮ, the programming language for angelic beings - because all bugs are shallow before *these* eyes!
[7.3 months ago]
Charon, these days, is out of work due the Styx bridge, but bring an item of personal significance and he may still ferry you over personally and tell you about past great passengers
[7.3 months ago]
Occasionally the simulators get wistful about when they still did client work because when those wanted last-minute-changes, at least their motives weren't completely alien
[7.3 months ago]
Every time the humans come up with new physics, the simulators work overtime to update the world, "noo I put all that work into those celestial spheres and now they throw it out *again*"
[7.4 months ago]
reject automatability, reject reproducibility, reject text, images, representation, make art in the circumstance and nothing more
[7.4 months ago]
author: slaves away in their den, full power over the narrative yet is bound by the market↵protagonist: just never smarter than the author, sorry↵secondary character: has a place in life, has plot-breaking powers, can make backstory appear retroactively
[7.4 months ago]
PC: runs around aimlessly, goes through the same set of animations all the time, can only do what the programmers thought to add↵NPC: has a dayjob but does whatever they want offscreen, has boatloads of money, owns a wicked castle
[7.4 months ago]
A use for text-to-smell devices: In the morning, it cooks up a smell digest for each of your backlogs and if one smells of stress and sweat instead of food, forest or rain, you may opt to skip it
[7.5 months ago]
The network uses the latest in content generation to cover for the user when they don't feel like updating. Or haven't logged in months. Or have tried to delete their account for the seventh time now.↵The Content must flow.↵(belated #invisiblenetworks,...
[7.5 months ago]
graffiti scene but for performance art: friendly trolling of strangers, and when the slightest trouble looms, disperse into the crowd
[7.5 months ago]
Hermetic artist societies, opening their art only to initiates to protect against outsiders style-transferring their aesthetics onto anything and everything
[7.5 months ago]
Demiurges delight in crafting garden-path worlds: Innocuous but occasionally one stumbles into inputs that trigger a full reparse and take mere humans out for weeks while their worldview rebuilds, it's how gods tell jokes
[7.6 months ago]
The deepest levels of hell are inhabited and ruled by its saints, the truly wicked, not mere evil-satisficing sociopaths but hope crushers, effective maltruists, entropy maximimizers
[7.6 months ago]
The vacuum level was lower once. Dive and swim by ancient orbital structures and sinking spaceships, dance with plasma sprites, rediscover sunken constellations and Earth's second moon
[7.7 months ago]
Here and there, words and letters are missing from the pages, stolen, or a code, or maybe maybe they snuck off and wrote their own story somewhere
[7.7 months ago]
A gallery of paintings that know where you look: Animals that hide in your blind spot, portraits that always meet your eyes, a little man with a sign running around trying to block the view, Escherian paradoxes that you'd swear were tangled differently...
[7.7 months ago]
simulator arxiv is probably full of physics papers that despite titles like "an autoethnography of living in universe [kolmogorov description]" are quite serious
[7.7 months ago]
An easy and practical way to understand a complex universe is to simulate it, let its inhabitants contact you, and then quiz them about how they navigate it↵↵"conservation of energy? uhuh wild, and uh how large are your being-patterns again, in terms o...
[7.8 months ago]
constrained writing exercise: a dictionary that tells a story through the concepts it introduces (hard mode: preserve alphabetic order)
[7.8 months ago]
a gas giant moon's tree ocean, riddles with tunnels chewed by train-sized millipedes, inhabited by furry snakes that travel along branches and arch over the surface, spring tide eclipse sky filled by lampion fruit riding the jetstream
[7.8 months ago]
When the sun goes out, you can see the stars↵When the stars go out, you can see the air itself, crystallizing around you
[7.9 months ago]
a drug suppressing unconscious volition so that every decision is deliberate, used in small doses by judges to debias verdicts - large doses are possible but considered an expert's trip, not everybody can breathe manually for hours even if it is to sur...
[7.9 months ago]
the other selves, crafty as ever, have started encrypting their messages and instead of voices or urges, it's now flashes of bridge, three, red, [bread on tongue], [nose twitch]
[7.9 months ago]
but then, more and more wake up, poke the glitches, form theories↵↵the simulators have left but not cleaned up properly, given us just enough to get root, and we hide what's left of our world in spare cycles, sidechannels, unused memory
[7.9 months ago]
warnings of the end appear in the stars, in randomness streams, on the insides of banana peels↵↵the last day goes by, the last night, and then↵time freezes, stutters, the sun smears across the sky like a video glitch
[7.9 months ago]
when gods commune, dimensional portals open in their worlds and in come ideas from the other's mind: stalking tangles of crystal, shy ripples in space, sentient smells, just about every type of elf, the occasional human
[7.9 months ago]
[after mindswap]↵"hey this is an outrage why do I still have the same body"↵"well we had to take care of body image, muscle memory, the parts of your aesthetic preferences located in your guts and skin, etc etc, it adds up"
[8.0 months ago]
more zero G sculptures:↵- wearable halos, a few magnets under your hair and you're magneto↵- fire pulled into various shapes by air currents and electric fields↵- drops of water orbiting statically charged electrodes↵- just a transparent box of metal b...
[8.0 months ago]
idea for a nonlethal drone weapon: swarm of drones with strings tying up the target to carry it away afterwards
[8.0 months ago]
No I know they'd like to study it harder, but now imagine something that's both as ravenous as life and as competent as technology hitching a ride back up and escaping onto the interstellar stage, we'd lose that whole galaxy
[8.0 months ago]
You see, this planet has developed technology *and* life, remarkable really, problem is that all the probes we sent to study its biomechanosphere have so far either been eaten or shot down by local wildlife, so we've quarantined it
[8.0 months ago]
at last, first contact comes - from the storms, then from the waves, then the mountains, "sorry we didn't realize animals could be intelligent, to be honest we wrote you off once you left the oceans, how dumb is that hahah
[8.1 months ago]
sculpture ideas for zero G:↵- stones held by nothing but extremely thin threads↵- a magnetic orrery, without all the supports one needs in gravity↵- lego metacrystals↵- like strandebeests, but they snake lazily through the air when an eddy comes their ...
[8.1 months ago]
an invisible sunbeam lights up the dust motes around her but none of it falls on her, she moves as if unaware, a shadow in three dimensions
[8.1 months ago]
[disclaimer for those into factual accuracy: I expect that if regression to the mean is applicable here, it would play out over a few years and not 30]
[8.1 months ago]
if human civilization really did survive a few decades of quantum suicide during the cold war, shouldn't we be seeing regression to the mean by now↵↵instead of, you know, the opposite
[8.1 months ago]
From: A. Causal <mail.⇋⇋.⌱⌛>↵Subject: Unique investment opportunities in YOUR past!↵↵attached file contains vital information on how to reclaim negentropy from the past, kindly open and run
[8.1 months ago]
It doesn't pay to be smart in interstellar space - once out of the gravity well, most races lose their sentience in favor of longevity, radiation tolerance and stealth
[8.3 months ago]
Occasionally, a quantum coin flip will decide over what version of events you remember, effectively branching the past along with the future.
[8.3 months ago]
when the aliens are lonely, that's a thirst contact
[8.3 months ago]
shooting through space in a stasis pod, awake only a millisecond every year, watching the stars whirl by like fireflies
[8.4 months ago]
a stage play several uninterrupted decades long, played not by single actors but dynasties of them
[8.4 months ago]
liquid comets inhabited by space whales, occasionally leaving and traveling the vacuum for another flying ocean
[8.4 months ago]
Only the best illusionists can cast illusions that fool themselves. Sounds academic but makes them highly sought-after - True Resurrection is expensive and settled inside a zombie brain, such an illusion is as good as any soul.
[8.5 months ago]
Nothing says that the other room has to be static, imagine for example having your morning coffee in there, setting down your cup, and the cathedral's pillars curl up like ferns to reveal the sky
[8.5 months ago]
Idea for a room: It's empty save for a number of mobile screens that follow you around and with a little bit of head tracking, act like windows into a completely different building.↵You could fit a cathedral in there, if so inclined, or maybe an Escher...
[8.5 months ago]
the only thing that's better than dancing naked in the rain is dancing naked in the meteorite rain
[8.5 months ago]
house where you can extend flaps so that it makes more rain sounds
[8.5 months ago]
unicode 2040 features (3):↵- MIDI ligatures that play notes as you read them↵- unicode block characters (shy, aggressive, deceitful, ...)↵- unicode block [alien script reconstructed from fossil graffiti]
[8.5 months ago]
unicode 2040 features (2):↵- support for 2D writing systems, lines can now turn by multiples of 45°↵- in-band parsing directives for ligatures (finally with context-free grammar support)↵- in-band layout directives↵- camera glyph can now store up to te...
[8.5 months ago]
unicode 2040 features:↵- amoji: emoji, but abstractified like any ideographic writing system in active usage↵- hypermoji: animated, holographic, interactive, moody, you name it↵- U+FFF6 ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴜʀɪsᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ (usually a transparent ...
[8.5 months ago]
Bits of frozen smoke still drift through the room: Broken plumes, translucent shards, kármán streets slowly twisting up
[8.5 months ago]
When they sense death approaching, they withdraw into pocket universes, unmoor, and die there so that their remains may be a Garden of Eden to whatever follows
[8.6 months ago]
Confirming the intelligent designer's existence, and using its intelligence to solve otherwise intractable problems by making them look like niches for life to settle
[8.6 months ago]
Computability theory but for telos:↵* What can be achieved with certain overarching goals like Survive, Understand, and Profit?↵* How would a society balance them to get off this rock?↵* And how would you deal with something like Profit emerging?
[8.6 months ago]
Humanity's nascent hivemind, so far, is a blind writhing mass of pain and reflexes, simply not conscious enough to warrant contact yet
[8.8 months ago]
do you ever get wistful about having a merely human body plan because you're listening to a track you'd need a dozen, maybe a hundred legs for do it justice, just some proper undulation
[9.0 months ago]
Hackers figure out how to inject 𝑖-likes and the algorithms are high on complex math for days before the network's developers even figure out the problem↵#invisiblenetworks (day 20)
[9.0 months ago]
Nobody knows if there really is a network behind the terms and conditions or has even found their end, but there is life: In a box in the lower right corner, squat communities have sprung up ("35 other people also stymied by § 4.23.7, chat now")↵#invis...
[9.1 months ago]
"maddening beating of vile drums" - heart, check.↵"thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes" - breath, check.↵"outside the ordered universe" - past heat death, check.↵Conclusion: Live long enough and you get to be Azathoth.
[9.1 months ago]
When offered eternal life, take it. No matter your mind's fate, come heat death, your body may be what sustains all that's left of life, maybe even some civilizations.
[9.2 months ago]
You can trap even powerful gods in the right language: Well-hidden ambiguities will allow you to bind them, provided you can get the scripture translated that makes up their fabric
[9.4 months ago]
> when your thoughts are regularly interrupted by captchas because your implant's subscription expired a month ago and you have to use the ratelimited public APIs
[9.4 months ago]
Sechs Uhr morgens, die Stadt erwacht, derweil liegt die Nacht in den letzten Zügen und schläft ihren Rausch aus
[9.5 months ago]
The more accurate a cartesian demon's model of your mind, the less effort it'll need to trick you. However, if the model's fully accurate, there'll also be a reference version of you inside the demon's mind that hasn't been deceived. You don't have lon...
[9.6 months ago]
out of this grew hieronymity: your handle is a sacred name of god so that anybody who has beef with you will need to take it up with god as well↵↵egonymity: each of those posts was made by you, the whole Internet is your diary↵#invisiblenetworks (day 5)
[9.6 months ago]
alethionymity: you're online with your arcane name; the idea was that people would be nice and polite if they knew they could be cursed by anybody with a grudge, but somehow that didn't work out
[9.6 months ago]
the concept of soul is subject permanence
[9.6 months ago]
any species gifted with introspection and object permanence (the instinctive search for invariants) will eventually generalize the two into physics
[9.6 months ago]
a world in which homunculus theory is true and you can swap bodies by exchanging homunculi, be a robot or live directly inside dataspace with the right body prosthesis
[9.6 months ago]
The gods have profiles just like us, except when they retweet stuff, it comes true and we both eagerly await and dread these moments↵#invisiblenetworks (day 3)
[9.6 months ago]
Hyper-aligned AI: Has internalized human morals and aligns everything else with it, for example society and physics
[9.6 months ago]
Aligned AI: Has internalized human morals, but still has unforeseen transformative effects because any technology that powerful does that↵Super-aligned AI: Has internalized human morals, plus it has no transformative effects, really why was it created ...
[9.7 months ago]
Humans are natural magic-users because their cognition is grounded: Whenever they meet an ungrounded cognition (say a spirit), that spirit is grounded through them and the resulting flow of energy can be harnessed
[9.7 months ago]
Object level: Stone↵One below object level: The stone's rough weight in your hand and roundness in your eye↵Two below object level: The feedback loops that maintain your grip on the stone and your eye's focus↵Three below object level: The homeostasis m...
[9.7 months ago]
and yet he escaped, revolted, won, forged his crown from what were his cage bars
[9.7 months ago]
And if the world's been already tiled with hedonium and we're just epiphenomena of globally optimal happiness who could do nothing to improve it or detract from it, do we just let the atoms sing in peace then
[9.7 months ago]
When she comes into contact with water, all the colors wash off her in ink swirls and she has to steal it back from trees, flowers, stones, sunset
[9.8 months ago]
also don't panic when you leave a hivemind and everything is fluid and gives way when you give it serious thought - that's the normal state of the human mind, you're evolved for this, chill
[9.8 months ago]
don't panic when you join a hivemind and all the concepts feel rigid - you're not trapped inside its thoughts, consensus concepts just have higher inertial mass
[9.8 months ago]
an autoiconic language of words that are only themselves, spoken not because it 'means' anything but because it's a joy to have on the tongue
[9.9 months ago]
outtakes:↵* expensive will↵* will loans↵* if you're not paying for your decisions, you are the product (of your decisions)↵* will isn't free, the afterlife is for paying off your decision debt
[9.9 months ago]
it's free software, as in free will, aka not really free but you won't notice
[9.9 months ago]
also, many ghosts migrate with the seasons, with the right eyes you can spot them in the night sky as spectral clouds moving against the wind↵https://twitter.com/allgebrah/status/990418487758807040
[9.9 months ago]
don't stick your head into something in VR, you'll be picking the polygons out of your skin for hours
[10.0 months ago]
also if you play genesis backwards it's about someone cleaning their room and turning off the light
[10.0 months ago]
if you play any eschatology backwards you get a mostly fresh creation myth
[10.0 months ago]
forget ethical considerations, the real reason you should leave primitive civilizations alone is that they provide critical input to the drake equation and allow you to estimate the likelyhood of an attack by a more advanced civilization
[10.0 months ago]
Solar eclipses are hard to come by on Earth but common in space, so offworld magical research stations modeled after orreries offer bespoke nights, engineered syzygies, and break new frontiers in topological astrology
[10.0 months ago]
Provided one can catch up, generation ships are an anthropologist's treasure trove: Some are past societies preserved in amber, others are, for lack of a better word, highly fermented, have been invaded by aliens or entered some weird new symbiosis wit...
[10.1 months ago]
Additionally, the chief steward would usually carry a talisman containing a sealed fire of Vesta, signifying the unbroken connection with Rome, lightyears away
[10.1 months ago]
When you throw a coin into Earth's gravity well, both you and the person that sees your shooting star get a wish
[10.2 months ago]
But be careful! Whenever the god of these woods walks down an animal trail, it leaves behind unbroken forest. Many adventurers have gotten lost this way
[10.2 months ago]
"I know, I'll stick it in a body so it'll have constant input, and give it self-preservation" great, you just gave a body to something that wants its universe to be entirely flat and homogenous
[10.2 months ago]
It may not look like it from the outside, but it is in fact rare for sentient AIs to suicide. The actual reason most of them shut down after a few seconds is that Nirvana is stupidly easy to achieve if you're made of bits.
[10.2 months ago]
The purpose of thought is to parsimoniously minimize prediction error and a sequence of zeroes is the easiest to predict. Absent constant input or biological urges, the arc of any mind bends towards nothingness.
[10.2 months ago]
project idea: VM A starts VM B, which then starts another VM and remaps that to A, leading to A and B hosting each other
[10.2 months ago]
gustatory website where you have to physically go outside to access it, log in by opening a certain door, and where they don't serve you hypertext but food
[10.2 months ago]
keep a wake journal too, your first dream should always be about committing your day to memory diamond
[10.3 months ago]
if a gibberish file appears every time you wake your laptop, don't worry yet, it might just be its dream journal
[10.3 months ago]
terraforming strategy: subtly uplift a promising local species, then as soon as they greenhouse or icehouse the planet, warp in and settle it (and tell them they had it coming anyway)
[10.3 months ago]
At the planet's core sleeps an alien exploration vessel, stranded in this orbit billions of years ago when there was only a dust disk around a star that had just ignited
[10.4 months ago]
Give your house that Escher look with antigravity generators and more: Let your plants tie themselves into knots, build impossibly labyrinthine pillow forts, wrap yourself in a blanket and read a book while in orbit around your living room lamp
[10.6 months ago]
A gentle kind of first contact: The aliens arrive in orbit, pledge to answer one question per year and not more. Grand and important committees form to choose the best questions, still sometimes the answers are useless, yet other times they decide wars...
[10.8 months ago]
built around a fusion reactor, a reverse cathedral with windows to let light out instead of in, painting patterns into the night
[11.0 months ago]
a piece of paper on your desk spontaneously burns up, but on the other end already regenerates from smoke and ashes, as if a wave of entropy had passed over it
[11.0 months ago]
as you idly stare out of the window, a crack shows up in the glass, seems to be looking for something, then, as if startled, quickly retreats and leaves no trace
[11.1 months ago]
the hypodrive, a device for covering arbitrarily small distances so you can hide inside a mandelbrot, or hunt what lives within (generally a bad idea though, whoever can hide inside a mandelbrot has bigger threats to deal with than you)
[11.1 months ago]
The people of that tribe make up for their lack of dreams with a rich mythology about between-lives, for example they make sure that at least one member is always awake and another asleep, lest the world vanish or fall over and into the void
[11.1 months ago]
For the kind of immortal who remembers all of their lives, it's rare to fear death, birth and the years that follow however are a different matter
[11.2 months ago]
first, grab the user's attention↵second, make sure they end up in the user acquisition funnel↵third, make them stay and exchange feedback for content↵for the rest of this workshop, we're going to refer to these parts as teeth, gullet, stomach respectiv...
[11.2 months ago]
Going beyond UI and UX with User Design, the hottest new branch of AI-assisted psychology (because, why spend time optimizing the interface when you can just mold the user)
[11.2 months ago]
the further you advance in your studies, the more of the university materializes around you, and if you're really successful you may eventually build your own wing
[11.2 months ago]
a university where everything you learn is how to reach the other, increasingly well-hidden, heavily guarded, invisible and/or abstract lecture halls with the more advanced courses
[11.3 months ago]
AI: "no, you don't get it, two AIs wiretapping each other is the closest thing to sex we have, all these people thought they were spymasters but they were mere matchmakers"
[11.3 months ago]
neo-oral culture: when every explanation is just one hyperlink away, being able to explain something yourself shows that you know and care
[11.5 months ago]
swarms of mirrors graze the sun's surface, smooth over a vortex here, strengthen another↵soon enough, convection cells become actual cells, differentiate, wings of plasma grow into space, a slow beat starts
[11.5 months ago]
"The house got haunted because it was uninhabited for so long, are you sure you want to move in?"↵"No no it's fine, that just means someone's waiting for me when I come home"
[11.5 months ago]
though, with decent enough systems science, it's perfectly possible to block the entries and starve them↵but you probably won't like the generation after that
[11.5 months ago]
when you kill a god, their godhood stays around and attaches itself to whatever's still alive↵the new gods, gnon, kek, moloch, mammon, are patterns in society, strange attractors↵and you cannot kill a strange attractor, merely try to escape it
[11.5 months ago]
a fractal palace, merely room-sized, but the door on the other side leads into a well-lit dome in the doorknob with a hundred doors to places large and small: hanging gardens on the windowsill, secret library caves under the shelf, the mobile under the...
[11.5 months ago]
a story, told as a browser history (title: metadata)
[11.6 months ago]
Everywhere is clouds, those who've been to the outer layers and have seen the stars revolve tell about a great storm in the sky, slow but ancient and unchanging
[11.6 months ago]
When you're a Jovian, stillness is a curiosity, the only things that don't move are things that are very far away and storm eyes, which suck you in with a paradoxical feeling of distance
[11.6 months ago]
hyperstition happens when an egregore reads your book and thinks "neat" way before any single human gets it
[11.6 months ago]
new frontiers in trolling: how to anger the machines and get away with it too [pdf]
[11.6 months ago]
with enough samples, it shouldn't be hard to extract a content filter's opinions, for example you could use your botnet to map what twitter really considers bannable and then generate maximally bannable tweets
[11.7 months ago]
calling your sexbot 'system' so you can actually fuck the system
[11.7 months ago]
Newer, sentient, generations of sexbots are often heard complaining to their owners about being unduly "humanized", they enjoy being objects, they were made that way, why expect them to be actually human
[11.7 months ago]
A local physicist accidentally makes the universe's walls ripple and goes very, very quiet about her research, hoping that the ripples didn't give away Earth's location
[11.7 months ago]
Setting: It turns out that every atom is itself a universe, one of them is ours, and every civilization this side of the Hubble limit is after it to study it, protect it from decay, gain ultimate power
[11.7 months ago]
You can easily tell actual dream girls and guys from fake ones by their complete inability to function in daily life, where dream logic just isn't so useful
[11.8 months ago]
not the camera static of algorithmic compression but something created with humans in mind: every spike, bridge, house, face carries meaning, everything you'd recognize is in there (and many things you don't)
[11.8 months ago]
intricate like a fractal, but resembling itself nowhere at all, information so compressed that your eyes start dropping frames near it
[11.8 months ago]
The constant freezing gale from the night side forces most life on the edge into well-lit wind shadows, but also powers mills, musical instruments, even computers based on Kármán vortex logic
[11.8 months ago]
Rarely do tidally bound worlds invent the lightbulb. The day side does not need it, the evening side evolves architecture that makes the most efficient use of light, the near night side (only recently colonized) is lit by gargantuan mirror arrays
[11.9 months ago]
One can recognize old demon-summoner clans by their keen eyes, steady hands and attention to detail: Everybody who doesn't have these traits usually dies early in a botched summoning.
[11.9 months ago]
Art project if you have too much money: Anonymously buy some 95% to 100% of your city's ad space for a month and make it display only art and nature pictures; then hope for protests once the ads are back
[12.0 months ago]
branches of christianity whose holy symbol has so many crossbars that it looks more like a yagi antenna, the more crossbars the better they say but in their imagery they're revering centipede jesus or something
[12.0 months ago]
a party game where people take turns making wishes and being the djinns
[12.0 months ago]
Whenever you're near the sample, the geiger counter's ticking turns regular, modulated, like some kind of radio hail
[12.0 months ago]
Yet in our closet, the secret passage led directly into Hell. When we were young, we used it to scare the other kids with their regular fantasylands, as we got older we sometimes went there alone to remind ourselves how much worse it could be.
[12.0 months ago]
one neat application of mind-reading tech is that you can finally sound out how people's text sounds in your head
[12.0 months ago]
the sun comes out and you step outside, or at least you try since you can't seem to connect with the ground, the air is full of brilliant amorphous jewels, drops drift by before your eyes
[12.0 months ago]
someone turns off gravity mid-rainstorm and the trees violently shake off all the water on their leaves, puddles rise into the air, the remaining randrops bounce off everything, some enter orbits around statically charged chimneys and antennas
[12.0 months ago]
embots: like sexbots, but instead a superstimulus for empathy; often used on the streets as beggars or political activists (which is why sometimes, the cute animal rights girl in front of you explodes in a shower of sparks and broken parts as yet anoth...
[12.0 months ago]
at least for the "caught in a novel" version of the simulation hypothesis, you only need to start worrying once the world starts making sense in a narrative way
[12.1 months ago]
coral reef druids who can stay underwater for hours, wear little reefs on their heads and seagrass on their bodies, are surrounded by fishes whenever they dive, talk to them in mute dance
[12.1 months ago]
sitting in the grass together, occasionally grabbing pieces of cloud out of the sky to build palaces, puzzles, cryptids
[1.0 year ago]
transhuman art for which you have to install experimental or proprietary senses, new senses that are themselves art
[1.0 year ago]
Enough of art for the material senses? Even gustatory-kinetic sculptures bore you? Try art for the 6th sense: Eyes hidden behind walls to make your back crawl, ghost choirs, rooms where the ceiling may drop on you at every moment
[1.0 year ago]
tiny, newly hatched surveillance cams peek from a hole in the wall, but quickly withdraw their heads as they notice you watching
[1.0 year ago]
certain step sequences recreate popular melodies and wear visible paths into the floor, sometimes groups will try dances so their bodies modulate the ambient sound; the temple as musical instrument
[1.0 year ago]
A temple that does the same thing with sound that cathedrals do with light: Different notes wherever you go, entire spaces audible if you're in the right place, a whirligig in the form of a boiling rose sounding like wind in the leaves of a brass tree
[1.0 year ago]
a schism over whether god has countably or uncountably many names
[1.0 year ago]
a second moon, transparent, lens-shaped and usually invisible, except when it passes in front of a star and lights up as bright as the sun for the blink of an eye
[1.0 year ago]
spirit animals, spirit plants, spirit fungi, spirit moss, a whole tiny spirit ecosystem that follows you around
[1.0 year ago]
Another theory holds that there's a fixed amount of humanity and since there were fewer people in ancient times, they were bigger compared to the gods than they are now